On the 12th Day of Christmas Depression Gave to Me:
12 Fights with Loved Ones
11 Bouts of Guilt
10 Moments of Exhaustion
9 Outbursts of Anger
8 Feelings of Inadequacy
7 Overwhelming Problems
6 Resentments at Being Told the Meaning of the Season
5 Crying Jags
4 Panic Attacks
3 Overdrafts
Two Broken Toes
And the Exasperation of Decorating the Tree.